This Amazon Prime ready trooper is ready to be shipped out without sustaining any damage.
If his useless armor won't protect him then maybe this padding will. Bubble Wrap Trooper is a lesser known trooper that was part of a security team making sure each member of the team is secure... in... bubble wrap.
For that reason they didn't really make an appearance in the movies...
I guess they also didn't appear because they're kind of pointless. But at least you can enjoy this t-shirt showing him being... safe.
100% combed and ring-spun cotton (heather colors contain polyester)